Inspired by the constant corporate speak I have had the pleasure of hearing, I have undertaken the arduos task of developing the next generation of programming language:
Objective CorporateSpeak++
In this essay, I will demonstrate the usage of some of the programming idioms:
Classes
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I am being treated...this in meetings.
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So true, so true
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XML-based generics type system with leaky local SOAP calling convention under the hood, no doubt…
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CORPORATE SPEAK SOB
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